15 Forgotten Snacks from the 80s You Might Remember

By Adam Garcia | Published

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There was something about snacks in the 80s that felt different. Maybe it was the neon packaging. 

Maybe it was the fact that every product seemed designed to be consumed as fast as possible, in the back of a station wagon, while your parents drove somewhere boring. Whatever it was, those snacks hit differently — and most of them quietly disappeared before anyone thought to say goodbye.

Here are 15 that deserved a longer run.

Jell-O Pudding Pops

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Bill Cosby spent years telling the world how good these were, and honestly, he wasn’t wrong about the product. Pudding Pops were frozen pudding on a stick — chocolate, vanilla, or swirl — and they had a texture that no ice cream bar has ever quite matched. 

Creamy but not icy. Dense but not heavy. 

They vanished from stores in the early 90s when Jell-O pulled the product, and every attempt to recreate them at home fell short. The frozen store-brand versions that showed up later weren’t the same thing, and everybody knew it.

Planters Cheezballs

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The canister alone was iconic. Bright yellow, with Mr. Peanut looking very proud of himself on the label. 

Cheezballs were lighter than Cheez Doodles and crunchier than Cheez Puffs — they occupied a very specific spot in the cheese-flavored snack universe that nothing else filled. Planters brought them back briefly in 2018 as a limited release, and the internet lost its mind. 

Then they disappeared again. Classic.

Pizzarias

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Keebler made these in the early 90s, but their roots were pure 80s energy — pizza-flavored chips shaped like little pizza slices. The seasoning was aggressive in the best way. 

You could smell the bag from across the room. Pizzarias lasted about five years before Keebler quietly phased them out, and the pizza-flavored chip category has never fully recovered. 

There have been imitators, but none of them got the crunch right.

Oatmeal Swirlers

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This one took some nerve. General Mills sold little packets of flavored gel — cherry, cinnamon, maple — that you squeezed directly onto your oatmeal in whatever pattern you wanted. 

The idea was that kids who refused to eat breakfast would suddenly be excited about decorating their porridge. And it worked. 

For a while. Then the product disappeared, possibly because the gel packets were more interesting than the oatmeal and kids started just eating the gel.

Shark Bites

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Fruit snacks shaped like sea creatures, including — and this was the main selling point — a white “mystery” shark that nobody could agree on the flavor of. Was it white grape? 

Pineapple? Strawberry? 

The debate consumed entire lunch tables. Betty Crocker sold these through the 80s and into the 90s, and the mystery shark was a stroke of marketing genius. 

Regular fruit snacks had flavors written on the package. Shark Bites had drama.

Hi-C Ecto Cooler

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Originally created as a tie-in to the Real Ghostbusters cartoon, Ecto Cooler was a bright orange citrus drink with a very specific tangy sweetness that regular orange Hi-C never quite matched. It outlasted the show by years — Hi-C kept selling it under different names long after Slimer’s face disappeared from the packaging, because people kept buying it. 

When it finally went away for good, fans organized. There were petitions. 

The 2016 Ghostbusters reboot brought it back temporarily, and people lined up.

Squeezit

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A plastic bottle shaped like a cartoon character, filled with fruit punch or grape or some other aggressively colored drink. The whole point was that you squeezed the bottle to drink it, which was apparently more fun than a juice box. 

And it was. There were also “Mystery Color” versions that changed color as you drank them, which accomplished nothing practical but made them impossible to ignore at the grocery store. 

General Mills made these from 1990 until the early 2000s, and they were a staple of every school lunch that didn’t involve a thermos.

Doo Dads

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Nabisco’s answer to Chex Mix, except crunchier and with a seasoning blend that felt more intentional. Doo Dads came in a box and contained pretzels, crackers, and puffed corn pieces all coated in a savory mix that was hard to stop eating. 

The product existed from the 60s through the 90s, and its disappearance left a mark in the party snack category that Chex Mix and Bugles have been fighting over ever since. People who remember Doo Dads are very specific about the fact that they were better than anything that replaced them.

Hubba Bubba Soda

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Someone in a marketing meeting looked at a popular chewing gum brand and thought: what if we made a soda out of this? The result was Hubba Bubba Soda — a carbonated drink that tasted exactly like the gum, right down to the sweetness level that made your teeth hurt a little. 

It was too sweet to finish a whole can but too interesting to ignore. You bought it at least once. 

Maybe twice if you were committed to the bit.

Cheetos Paws

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Bigger, rounder, and shaped like little bear paws. Cheetos Paws had a different texture than regular Cheetos — crunchier on the outside with a slight hollow feel in the middle. 

They came out in the late 80s and lasted into the early 90s before being discontinued. The cheese dust was the same, but the shape changed how they tasted, which sounds impossible until you eat one and understand immediately. 

Frito-Lay has brought back other discontinued Cheetos flavors over the years but has never revived the Paws, which remains a genuine mystery.

PB Crisps

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Planters released these in the early 90s and they were peanut-shaped peanut butter-filled crackers. The outside was light and slightly salty. The inside was dense peanut butter. 

The combination was close to perfect. PB Crisps had a short run — discontinued in 1995 — but they developed a dedicated fan base that has spent decades writing letters to Planters asking for a return. 

There’s an entire online community dedicated to the cause. So far, nothing.

Soda Licious

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Fruit snacks shaped like soda bottles, from Betty Crocker. The flavors were cola, orange soda, grape soda, and strawberry soda, and they tasted enough like actual soda to be interesting without being weird about it. 

The texture was chewier than gummy bears but softer than regular fruit snacks. They showed up in the late 80s, stuck around for a while, and then disappeared with minimal fanfare. 

If you remember them, you probably remember being mildly obsessed with the cola flavor.

Nabisco Cracker Meal Sticks (Snack Sticks)

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Long, thin cracker sticks that came in a box and were meant for dipping or just eating straight. They had a satisfying snap and a plain, lightly salted flavor that made them easier to eat in large quantities than you’d expect. 

They weren’t flashy. There was no mascot, no color-changing gimmick. 

They were just good crackers that somehow became hard to find and then impossible to find.

Chuck Wagon Dog Snacks for Kids (Wagon Wheels)

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These were marketed directly at kids and looked like little wagon wheel pasta pieces, but they were actually a corn-based snack with a mild cheese flavor. The name was the whole pitch — cowboys, wagon wheels, adventure. 

The snack itself was fine, but the branding was doing heavy lifting. Still, kids asked for them constantly through the 80s, and finding a box in your lunch bag was a good day.

Hostess Choco-Bliss

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Hostess had a lot of products in the 80s, and Choco-Bliss was one of the ones that didn’t survive. It was a chocolate cake with a chocolate cream filling and a chocolate coating — three layers of chocolate stacked inside a single snack cake. 

It should have lasted forever based on that description alone. But Hostess cycled through products quickly, and Choco-Bliss got rotated out before it built the kind of following that kept Twinkies alive for decades. 

People who remember it remember it fondly, which is maybe the most that can be said for a snack cake.

What the Shelves Used to Look Like

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The 80s snack aisle felt like a different world. Products appeared, had a run, and either became permanent fixtures or vanished completely, sometimes without explanation. 

No social media campaigns, no viral nostalgia threads, no petitions — just an empty shelf one day where something you liked used to sit. Some of these snacks came back, briefly or in limited form, because enough people remembered them loudly enough. 

Most didn’t. But remembering them is its own thing. 

There’s something real about the specific taste memory of a product that doesn’t exist anymore — the way it triggers a whole afternoon from 1987, a particular kitchen, a specific kind of afternoon light. No amount of reformulation or limited relaunch ever quite brings that back. 

The snack you remember isn’t the product. It’s the moment it belonged to.

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